He thought about getting back in his car, but then Walter Broozey remembered he was depressed, and the drive home would be just as depressing as walking into the waiting room of the Counseling Center, so he decided to continue.
The waiting room’s soothing guise always made Walter feel like he had walked into a Xanax pill. The white pastel walls and oversized eggshell couches boasted a strong sense of insignificance and substantive nothingness, which happened to be exactly what he was waiting to remove by seeing a therapist. It was a chamber of Walter’s own perpetual latency; nothing actually happened in this room, nothing hid behind its sterile color scheme. The room was a palpable medication, and he felt comfortable in it, almost sedated.
Walter settled himself within the bosom of the nearest couch, and for a second, he no longer wished to spew his repressed obsessions upon some hapless soul. For a second, he was content in the embrace of the waiting room. But then Walter blinked, and he was depressed again.
When Walter waited on the couch during his previous sessions, he had waited patiently alongside a man with the same time-slot as him. Doug, who crawled in and burrowed into the chairs like Walter, was never one for talking. They never exchanged names, but Walter caught snippets of Doug’s life from the threshold conversations between him and the collector of his problems when he shuffled towards the door at 3:00 pm every Wednesday. Doug was a thumb of a man. His expressions were ones that Walter assumed a thumb would have if thumbs could display emotion; his face was knotted into a constant half-frown with bulging eyes that always appeared to be blissfully unaware of the body that they were packed into. Doug would always fall into the arms of the waiting room and stare at Walter intently while releasing a loud, iterating wheeze. Perhaps this was Doug trying to display some form of emotion, or communication of some kind. Either way, it became a ritual for Walter – like clockwork. He never appreciated the staring, but Walter did appreciate the background noise, even if it was at the detriment of Doug’s health. The waiting room never appreciated Doug, but like Walter, it never said anything.
The sight of Walter on the couch, with his body contorted as if it were wedged into a small go-cart and tipped 45 degrees towards the nearest armrest, complete with an indiscriminately directed grimace, didn’t exactly inspire much conversation. Talking was never a directive in the waiting room. The whole experience of projecting years of repressed insight onto unassuming strangers was only made worse when they’d project it right back. It was best to leave the psychoanalysis to the professionals.
But on this day, instead of Doug, a woman sat down across from Walter, and looked too tired to be a new enthusiast to the anhedonic hobby of therapy. Walter had never seen her in this time-slot before. Where was Doug? He had been waiting for the rhythmic sound of Doug’s breathing to interrupt the stone silence. Perhaps Doug had a psychological breakthrough and was cured. But Walter doubted it.
The woman across from Walter had a soft expression, and her listless, wandering stare gradually traced a path around the room as if dredging for some vestigial impetus that brought her there in the first place.
“Fuck this,” she proclaimed with some confidence to the waiting room. Walter looked up from his depression with morbid curiosity – someone was talking in the waiting room. His body was now wedged between the armrest and the side cushions of the couch so much that he half-expected her droning stare to overlook him. He looked up at the ceiling in hopes that it would reciprocate her optimism, but unfortunately for Walter, the waiting room was considerably more depressed than he was, and didn’t have the energy to respond.
The woman in Doug’s seat had long yellowing blondish hair, like a sunflower, and it reminded him of another woman he knew long before he was laying on couches in waiting rooms. She had sunflowery hair too, they had been together in New York, and had fought constantly, and he hated living with her. He remembered arguing over the right ways to fasten a canoe down on a car in the middle of a rain storm, stuck in the clutches of some campground in the Adirondacks. They screamed about clove-hitches and silk knots in hopes that if they yelled loud enough one of them would suddenly know what they were talking about. It was a miserable time, and he could still see her standing under a pine tree with her hair drooping, waving a tangled mass of rope and crying about some unrelated dinner party.
She had been going to school at NYU when they met. He was the humbling, intellectually psychotic bartender, and she, the psychology major with no interest in psychoanalysing anything but the bottom of a martini glass. They were a perfect match. He had recently graduated from Syracuse with a major in english, but he got tired of words and decided to throw himself behind the bar of a grungy Manhattan watering hole. They were both insane in their own ways, and Walter enjoyed this complementarity.
Even before waiting rooms, Walter had a habit of sliding into chasms of loneliness and emotional fatigue, and she was always there to pull him back out, regardless of the circumstances. But Walter couldn’t remember what happened, or when he saw her for the last time.
“Today’s the shittiest day of my life,” the woman in the chair said.
“Me too,” Walter replied, to the surprise of the waiting room.
♦
The next week, Walter showed up to the waiting room late. He had been standing outside the Counseling Center again, staring at the gold, glossy letters imprinted against the brick above the main door. When he arrived in the waiting room, the woman he had seen before was seated in the same chair by the door.
As Walter walked past, her perfume caught him; he knew that smell, it was lilac. It came in a sparkly maroon perfume bottle and had some fancy name with a large “J” on the front. Walter remembered smelling it when they went to the Mountain Jam festival up in Hunter Mountain one summer, because he could faintly detect the smell of the campfire they had set up that night. She had been wearing it that day, where they spent two hours trying to sneak in because they had lost their tickets, going from fence to fence in search of a security guard-free area. They eventually gathered enough people with the same intentions and they all assembled at the sweet spot with the best fence-to-guard ratio, with one lonely security guard in range, and his belly had suggested that he wasn’t up to the task of corralling all of them. Walter remembered there was a second of silent apprehension when the guard realized what was about to happen. Then they all bull-rushed him, and her and Walter made it over, though Walter had fallen directly into the waiting arms of a large mud pit. She had told him she loved him on the other side of the fence, and he didn’t remember if he said it back.
Walter face-planted onto the waiting room’s thin carpeting. The nostalgia had held him for just long enough for his right foot to forget where it was and snag against the leg of the woman’s chair.
“Jesus how’d that even happen? Why didn’t you brace your fall? Are you okay?” The woman said.
The smell was gone.
“Yeah I do this every now and then, tradition thing, ya know.”
“Vertigos a pretty dumb tradition.”
Walter crawled to the couch and climbed on.
“So why are you here, besides being anxious or depressed or whatever,” she asked, with a level of candor that made the waiting room bristle.
“Well, yeah…–,” Walter began before he was immediately cut off.
“You know that apple that looks perfect at the grocery store, and it’s right in the middle and so red you just can’t look away, and just the sight of it is enough to guilt trip you into eating it, except when you eat it, its rotten and mushy, and you never want to eat apples again, and you can never look at produce apples the same way? That’s why I’m here,” she said. “Rotten fucking apples.”
Who was this woman, Walter thought. Apples? What did apples have to do with anything?
“That sounds awful,” Walter replied with some sincerity.
But before the conversation could go on any longer, the door next to the woman opened, and she jumped into her appointment.
♦
When Walter came in for his next appointment, he didn’t hesitate at the door. This time, Walter wasn’t thinking about the golden letters, or jumping back in his car to be just as depressed on the ride home. He was thinking of a plan so he could do a drive-by smelling of the woman’s perfume when she came and sat down. Walter waited patiently with a magazine that he had no intention of reading, staring at the clock.
Eventually the woman opened the door and sat in the chair, and Walter immediately jumped up to go to the water cooler that was out in the hall. But when Walter passed her, there was no lilac, or bonfire; she was wearing a different perfume, and it smelled like some sort of rose, but real roses, like as if she actually had a bushel hidden in the black purse in her lap. He never liked those romantic, gift-basket flowers, he never knew what kinds to get, although he had always assumed everyone appreciated roses. But when he was at her door, she did not want them. But she didn’t even like roses, and never had – she liked daisies, yellow daisies. But there was a vendor that had roses by the street, and Walter hadn’t had time to think, and just bought them, and didn’t ask for his money back when he returned them. They were red, and they looked perfect.
Walter came back from the water cooler and slumped back on the couch, tilting towards the armrest and considered asking the woman to wear different perfume. She didn’t look very happy today, but then again, she was wedged within the walls of a place where happiness was always just around the corner, but never actually there.
“What do you talk about in there?” she asked.
Walter half-expected the waiting room to throw some sort of lightning bolt down at her, but the waiting room was still trying to figure out what her perfume smelled like, and wasn’t paying attention.
“I talk about depression and anxiety,” he responded.
“But why, whats up?”
“Rotten flowers,” Walter said.
“Flowers? You can tell when a flower is rotten, besides, flowers become dried-up, they don’t rot.”
“These flowers do”